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[phoenix]

you,

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why can't we just learn new things? what's the point of actually going to class if we just learn the same old things every bloody year? they shouldn't waste their time on old things and just skip to the new.

, phe

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[vika5]

phephe,

because this system sucks. blame the system, pumpkin. we're not supposed to learn a lot, so they can keep us tiny and unimportant. be paranoid. be afraid.

jokes, not really. what did you think you'd achieve by sending such an owl, pumpkin?

eddie.

[phoenix]

eddie,

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my life is complete now that i've sent this letter. now i can go on living.

babe you didn't really have to reply to my letter, it was just a random rant, i was bored and had nothing else better to do. eddie... i don't know any eddie's.
.

, phe

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[vika5]

phephephe,

i like your name. if you say it often enough, it sounds like a sneezing panda. phephephephe. that's cute. i like your attitude, too.

you must be kidding me. everyone seems to know an ed, edward or eddie or eddy. i'm an edward, by the way. let me be the first and best one you know, i'll do my best for you. what would you like in your own personal eddie?

eddie.

[phoenix]

eddie,

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really? i've never thought about it that way before... maybe in another life i was a panda?

i'm not kidding. i've never known any eddie's before. i get my own personal eddie? maybe you could taste like chocolate/anything that's sugary and sweet. that would be amazing. though i would probably eat you...

, phephephe

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[vika5]

phephe-panda,

that's just too fucking adorable. i shall call you panda from now on.

oh, pumpkin. don't make it that easy for me. i don't want to sound like a pervert and make a comment about which part of me you can take in your mouth. you might want to rephrase that?

eddie.

[phoenix]

eddie,

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panda? that's a new nickname. panda's are cute and cuddly so i'll let you call me panda. i need to think of a badass name for you, now.

pervert. i didn't even think about that... uh. nevermind then...

, phephephe

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[vika5]

phephe-panda,

i bet you're cute and adorable too, but i don't know you too well. all i remember is a few flashes of phoenix, which i got in the hallways. you're a seventh year, right?

always expect perversion when talking to hormonal, one-tracked teenage boys.

eddie.

[phoenix]

eddie,

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yeah, seventh year, slytherin... i don't even belong in slytherin. i'm guessing that you're a younger year? not slytherin otherwise i would know you.

i should've known. i have brothers.

, phephephe.

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[vika5]

phephe-panda,

slytherins can be creepy-ass mean motherfuckers, but you seem quite alright. i'm a gryffindor myself, a younger year indeed. fifth, to be exact. i'm such a tiny little baby - will you cradle me and love upon me and feed me cookies?

eddie.

[phoenix]

eddie,

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most of the slytherins i know are mean and just assholes at anytime of day. i'm the odd one who should be in any other house.

ahh. i knew you were a gryffie, i can read your mind. awe cupcake you are such a baby. i'm so old and ancient compared to you and your youngingness. i'll tuck you into bed too.

, phephephe.

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[vika5]

phephe-panda,

pah. just kick them all in the baby-makers. you're a girl, you can do what while wearing heels and they wouldn't be allowed to do anything back. and come crash in the gryffindor dorm, we're pretty damned epic.

ohmy. what a mind reader. i am shivering here.

will you adopt me? i'd rather be a panda baby than a garnier. you can even dress me in a panda suit if you like, i don't mind.

you're quite sexy for an old lady, though.

eddie.

[phoenix]

eddie,

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if i did that then they would hate me even more. i'll do it anyway. thats what they get for messing with panda.

of course. you'll be a panda for halloween and have panda pajamas. it will be epic. and i'll feed you bamboo and feed you cookies till you puke. well maybe not till you puke... that would just be gross.

awe thanks cupcake. you're cute.

, phephephe.

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[vika5]

phephe-panda,

you're a prefect, right? if they're being jerks, you can just put them into detention until the end of time. though this is also bad news - if you're a prefect, i can't share all the brilliant ideas i've been having with you, since they are mostly illegal.

i don't know whether i like bamboo, but i do like veggies. i could be a vegetarian as far as my stomach's concerned, it doesn't care for meat at all. you can be the mama panda to my baby panda. i'll cling to you like a koala, though that's another kind of bear.

i'm cute and you're oops-there-go-my-pants pretty.

eddie.

[phoenix]

eddie,

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i abuse my powers way too much. you can tell me i don't go by the rules and pretty much let anyone get away with almost anything. i could really care less about the bloody rules. don't even follow them myself...

i wonder what bamboo tastes like... it's probably rubbish. but panda's eat it and i'm panda so maybe it'll taste nice to me? you don't like meat? i shouldn't even be talking, i used to be a vegetarian and then i stopped for no reason at all. i just got bored of it. the only meat i really eat is ham. ham's good. you could be a koala and panda put put into one.... poala.... kanda.... koalda... i like kanda the most.

that's a nice kind of pretty.

, phephephe.

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