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[phoenix]

eddie,

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rule the world and everybody will have to do what we tell them to.

is that a fat joke? kidding, i love kung fu panda, the first one was amazing, then they made a second movie and it ruined everything. they also made it into a television series which completely ruined it for me. but yeah, the first one was amazing and jack black is more than amazing. jack black is a god.

yeaaa. that's not true, i bet their are plenty of girls who would like you... i barley know you so i can't say much.

, phephephe.

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[vika5]

phephe-panda,

if i could meet jack black, my life would be complete. i'd ask him to adopt me and all would be well. end of story.

girls want tough, muscular, enormous, strong, brave guys. i'm a scrawny, sassy little kid that everyone assumes to be gay. it's quite pathetic. atop of that, i'm whiny too. i guess you know that much already. but oh well. whatever. at least i bring variety to gryffindor.

eddie.

[phoenix]

eddie,

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i would actually enjoy going to school if he was my teacher.

well, one day a girl will love that about you. theirs someone out there for everyone. except for me, i just have tens of cats to love. oh yeah, and an arranged marriage. i'll torture him with my many cats. mwahaha. like my evil laugh? aha

, phephephe.

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[vika5]

phephe-panda,

if he were my teacher, i'd have a very inappropriate student-teacher relationship. i would stalk him. day and night. day and night. forever.

there's no one for me, just my hand. bummer.

you're lovely, you'll find someone. but ugh. don't start about arranged marriages. i'll die. i'm getting one too next year or the year after.

eddie.

[phoenix]

eddie,

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i would seriously join you on that. we can follow him home and take pictures of him in his house. and then we'd kidnap him when he least expects it.

you're not gonna die alone. you'll have me, you're pet panda.

i've been in an arranged marraige since i was six. it's awful. when they tell you you're gonna marry some awful bitchy slytherin girl then run away, far far away.

, phephephe.

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[vika5]

phephe-panda,

sounds like a plan. we should kidnap him in the christmas break and give him a santa suit and dress him up and feed him cookies. yes!

excellent.

i think it'll be more of a pureblood-ravenclaw girl. my parents were pretty obsessed ravens, every single proper male in the family was a raven and blahblahblah. i'm not that badass, so they don't like me much. whuteveaaah.

eddie.

[phoenix]

eddie,

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ooohhhh yes. we'll need to get some reindeer and some elves too, though. we can get some dogs and put antlers on them or go into the forbidden forest and find something as a last resort.

you're not gonna die alone. you'll have me, you're pet panda.

my parents loved ravens and snakes. if you're not a raven or a snake then you're basically banished from the family. it's never happened, but it probably would happen. well, my parents stuck me with a raven, so it's not that bad. but he's annoying and a pain in the ass.

, phephephe.

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[vika5]

phephe-panda,

we could always put antlers on my rat and call him a baby reindeer. he'd love the attention. we could even make him fly, he's pretty fearless.

yes, i am. in a dark, forgotten corner.

do i know the guy? want me to try and beat him up and threaten him, then chicken out?

eddie.

[phoenix]

eddie,

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that sounds good, i bet he'll love the antlers and flying. just please don't kill him in the process.

you can play cards in that dark forgotten corner.

that would be lovely, really. you would get beaten up and then that would be sad and funny.

, phephephe.

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