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Post by vika5 on Nov 21, 2011 9:10:49 GMT -5
phephe-panda, why did you become a prefect then? you have to do all kind of extracurricular crap, right? what's your problem, missy, too much spare time on your hands? i'll be your kanda then. that sounds a bit like candy, which is probably why you like it. oh yay, a fellow sort-of-veggie, but-not-really! ham is pretty damned great. i'm a huge sucker for bacon, though. if it's fatty and crispy, count me in. mhhhm. cookies and other baked goods are my life. i am not kidding. but if my pants were gone, you and i, we'd have a problem on our hands. eddie. |
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Post by phoenix on Nov 22, 2011 19:09:45 GMT -5
eddie,
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i became one so i could boss everyone around and they wouldn't be able to say a thing. i do have way too much time on my hands. i have no life.
ohh. i love candy. candy is brilliant. candy is wonderful. i have a stash of candy under my bed. bacon is yum. bacon is delicious and amazing. the fake stuff is gross, though. cookies are the best. i make some pretty badass cookies, they're chocolate with caramel and chocolate chips. they're amazing. food is amazing. i love food. i sound like such a fattie.
it would be a bit of a problem.
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Post by vika5 on Nov 23, 2011 9:07:52 GMT -5
phephe-panda, i can share my life with you, so you have a little? candy is sweet. so are you. so you're candy. look at me being all logical. i demand some of those cookies right now, though. you can't go around telling people how good they are without sharing. i'll trade you a cuddle and bacon for a basket full of cookies, deal? if it's only a bit of a problem, i am consider it. pants are overrated anyway. know what would be even worse? if yours were gone, too. eddie. |
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Post by phoenix on Nov 23, 2011 23:57:26 GMT -5
eddie,
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babycakes, you're so generous to share your life with me.
well i'm a panda and you're a kanda. that's logical, too.
the sounds like a good deal. i'll make you a batch. although i've very forgetful and a professional procrastinator, so you'll have to remind me at least ten times to make them.
i don't wear pants to bed. i agree, pants are overrated. babies don't wear them so why should you? i'm wearing pants. it would be a big awkward being in the common room with no pants.
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Post by vika5 on Nov 24, 2011 11:25:53 GMT -5
phephe-panda, that's me, cutesy sweet and generous. just so you know. don't worry, i'll remind you and nag until you feed me cookies. can i sleep in your bed? i bet it would be awkward. slytherins are in each others' pants all the time, i cannot imagine how they'd be if you wore no pants to begin with. now i'm sleepy. eddie. |
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Post by phoenix on Nov 29, 2011 12:12:24 GMT -5
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that's good. if nobody reminds me then you'll never get your cookies. seriously, send me an owl a day reminding me. that'll probably do it.
of course baby. that's basically every single slytherin. all of the guys are manwhores and most of the girls are sluts. i'm the odd one.
awh don't be sleepy. i'm not even tired, i'm wide awake. i think it's because of all of the caffeine.
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Post by vika5 on Nov 29, 2011 12:41:56 GMT -5
phephe-panda, that's a deal. i'll do anything for cookies. please, don't take advantage of that (: can i sleep in your bed tonight? i kind of like the fact you're not a whore. it makes you all classy and hot. i think you just may be my favourite slytherin right now. but i'm really really sleepy. caffeine is amazing, though. i couldn't live without. coffee, cigarettes, whiskey, beer, recreational drugs, sleep and cookies. add sugar, spice and everything nice and tada - you've got the recipe for eddie. eddie. |
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Post by phoenix on Nov 29, 2011 16:43:11 GMT -5
eddie,
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i would never take advantage of you... seriously i wouldn't. or would i?
my roommates are never around, so of course. awee. i love being classy and hot. you're my favorite gryffie. most gryffie's are cool, though.
i couldn't live without coffee, sweets, cookies, firecrackers, whiskey and uh... and hedgehogs. hedgehogs are cute. oooo. i'll just put all of that into a potion and create eddie #2, in case you die i'll have a second.
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Post by vika5 on Nov 30, 2011 8:39:10 GMT -5
phephe-panda, just cougar me already, will you. sexy slyth lady? gryffies are amazing. oddly enough, i'm the only one in our family. we were all either ravenclaw or durmstrang or beauxbatons students - hence the surname garnier, really. i should've been in slytherin according to everyone, but fuck that. i'm a lion, hear me roar. nonono, that's wrong. when i die, i want you to mourn and cry and drink yourself to sleep, not move on with another eddie. unacceptable things are unacceptable. eddie. [/quote] |
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Post by phoenix on Nov 30, 2011 10:02:56 GMT -5
eddie,
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you already read it. i messed it up and hit modify instead of quote. :c you already read it and i forgot what i had written. :P
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Post by vika5 on Nov 30, 2011 10:34:03 GMT -5
phephe-panda, hissing is kind of sexy, but you're a panda already. you get to... purr or whatever panda's do. purring is adorable, let's go with that. oh. it does sound rather pathetic when you put it like that, but i would very much like to be mourned when i die. can you at least put flowers on my grave? can i come and be all whorish and sleeping around at your dorm? i mean, that's pretty bad. yeah. slyth girls have such a reputation. eddie. |
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Post by phoenix on Nov 30, 2011 11:54:21 GMT -5
eddie,
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i'm a panda and a snake... i'm a sanda. you're candy and panda and i'm snake and panda. sanda kinda sounds like santa, in a way...
i'll put so many flowers on it that you won't even be able to see the actual grave. it'll be amazing and colorful.
get here already, cupcake. most of the guys expect me to be like all of them. i'm the only non-whore snake that i know. but i don't know many snakes, even though i'm one myself.
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Post by vika5 on Dec 2, 2011 9:41:24 GMT -5
phephe-panda, candy and snakes are a pretty epic combination. i can be all sweet and sassy and you can be all gorgeous and dangerous. people will adore and fear us. that's pretty much the best possible option, eh? thanks. that makes me feel better about dying young. i'll be there in half an hour, give me some time to shower. ooh, the philosophy behind that. when do you really know someone, eh? eddie. |
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Post by phoenix on Dec 10, 2011 20:21:14 GMT -5
eddie,
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you're not gonna die young, though. if someone tries to kill you i'll go all panda on them and poke them with bamboo sticks.
yay. aha. yeah. i should just start intoducing myself as phoenix, the only girl in slytherin who isn't a whore.
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Post by vika5 on Dec 11, 2011 13:03:43 GMT -5
phephe-panda, we shall rule the world. laughing my fucking ass off here. have you ever seen the movie kung fu panda? it's about a chubby awesome panda who knows epic kung fu. it's a boy, though. with jack black's voice. i love jack black. in a straight way. or do i? ohyeah. good idea. i'll introduce myself as edward, the only guy in gryffindor who can't get every girl he likes. eddie. |
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