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Post by vika3 on Dec 31, 2011 11:39:23 GMT -5
dearest pierce, the last time we... 'talked' seems like a century ago. i must admit i have been missing your eloquence. so how are you nowadays? are you enjoying your holidays so far? love, sammy p.s. do remind me that i need to tell you something important. it's excellent news! |
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Post by claudius on Dec 31, 2011 12:26:05 GMT -5
samantha, are you implying that we never actually talk? that's silly. i always say hello when i accidentally sit next to you during meal times. the holiday is fine so far. i got you something.
p. garrity [/i][/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] p.s. why not just tell me your important news instead of telling me that you will tell me? women.
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Post by vika3 on Dec 31, 2011 12:53:59 GMT -5
dearest pierce, actually, i was implying that it's been a while since we had sex and that i'm lusting for you again. but that's quite alright, i don't expect you to get every subtlety.
this sort of news is better when conveyed in person, but whatever you wish. i'm the future mrs. jacoby valentin. amazing, right?
oh - and how many karat is the gift?
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Post by claudius on Dec 31, 2011 13:00:49 GMT -5
samantha, so engagement isn't stopping your whorish ways, i suppose. i thought you said that jacoby was adequate? not that i even wanted to know about your rolling around in his bed.
i don't even know. i just thought it was pretty and would look good on you.
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Post by vika3 on Dec 31, 2011 13:05:03 GMT -5
dearest pierce, don't be mean, pierce. it aren't 'whorish ways' if you have sex with the guys you love. and this is the part where you congratulate me. don't be childish about it.
can you send it to me already?
love, sammy p.s. jakey is more than adequate. i'd say you two are even.
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Post by claudius on Dec 31, 2011 13:10:25 GMT -5
samantha, i'll be childish if i want to. and loving more than one person is whorish.
congratulations! you no longer get a gift. i'm sure paris will enjoy it.
p. garrity [/i][/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] p.s. that is the most ridiculous thing i've ever heard.
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Post by vika3 on Dec 31, 2011 13:12:55 GMT -5
dearest pierce, what did you expect then? to be number one, forever and always? for your information, out of all the slytherin boys, you're the only one that's ever actually hurt me. even atlas was more pleasant when he was an angsty, closed-off mess. there.
fuck your present. i hope she enjoys it.
love, sammy p.s. wait, i was wrong, jakey is more of a man than you'll ever be. must you always be such a drama queen?
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Post by claudius on Dec 31, 2011 13:23:53 GMT -5
samantha,
i've never done anything to hurt you. not even once. which is more than you could say of the rest of the hogwarts population. and yes, being your preferred client would have been nice.
changed my mind, she's too ugly.
p. garrity [/i][/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] p.s. oh samantha you're going to make me cry of shame
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Post by vika3 on Dec 31, 2011 13:27:05 GMT -5
dearest pierce, yeah, of course you haven't. we all know you're a heartfelt sweetheart. the rest of the students couldn't hurt me, silly, because i don't give a flying fuck about them.
i am not a hooker. call me that once more and i won't speak to you nor write you again. though you may always change you mind and send me that piece of jewellery.
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Post by claudius on Dec 31, 2011 13:38:12 GMT -5
samantha,
was that just a roundabout way of saying that you give a flying fuck about me? i'm flattered, honestly. i thought common consensus was that samantha nott just didn't give a shit about anyone. beside jacoby, apparently.
oh no of course not i meant it in the most affectionate way possible. i'm sorry that i ever doubted that you would only give your body away to those dearest to your heart of coal?
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Post by vika3 on Dec 31, 2011 13:47:34 GMT -5
dearest pierce, now you're being needlessly cruel. i do care. i love atlas and aries, i adore jakey beyond words, i even love you. you're just the only one who doesn't realise it yet. i have a heart, you know.
fuck you. i'm getting tired of your insulting. there are plenty people out there who do have the emotional ability to give a single damn about someone and be civil.
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Post by claudius on Dec 31, 2011 13:51:57 GMT -5
samantha,
yeah well love from you doesn't seem to mean very much if you're just going to betray me. and i can either be civil or give a damn about you. you don't seem to be complaining about your dear jakey, and i'm sure he's more insulting.
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Post by vika3 on Dec 31, 2011 13:56:18 GMT -5
dearest pierce, what is this fuckery? how exactly did i betray you?
you're not being civil. should i assume you give a damn?
and for your information, jakey doesn't insult me. he gives me christmas presents and invites me over, he makes me breakfast and hears me out when i'm worried. that's jakey for you.
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Post by claudius on Dec 31, 2011 14:00:28 GMT -5
samantha,
people don't get married to jacoby valentin when they're eighteen. that's betrayal. it hurts.
let me check your math on that... i got the same thing.
i give you presents and talk to you! plus the kid has an owl fetish.
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Post by vika3 on Dec 31, 2011 14:04:28 GMT -5
dearest pierce, silly. i said i'm the future mrs. valentin. we'll get married eventually, when we're twenty-ish, probably. i just like to have my future paved out for me, nice and smoothly.
and that's sweet. thank you.
everyone gives me presents and talks to me. that's nothing new. and he just likes owls, i'm glad he has a hobby besides sex.
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