the lying * pierce

[claudius]

samantha,

there are plenty of other people that could give you a nice, smooth future. i didn't even know you two were exclusive.

i have other hobbies too, that are more interesting than birds.

p. garrity

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[vika3]

dearest pierce,

we aren't exclusive. he just promised me a bright future and i took him up on the offer. he's good enough for me. great enough, actually.

what kind of hobbies do you have then, oh whiny, childish, sweet pierce?

love, sammy

[claudius]

samantha,

you're still not exclusive? i would have thought ol' jakey would have collared you or something by now. he doesn't deserve you.

i can knit and i can bake. these promise you a bright future.

p. garrity

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[vika3]

dearest pierce,

i'm not his yet, officially. i'm not his anything. we both know we don't want to be tied down just yet, it's just a promise for the future.

it shouldn't hurt you, you know.

that's the cutest thing i've heard in a month. i love to bake and i love to eat. but what's your point, garrity?

love, sammy

[claudius]

samantha,

if it's not anything, why are you telling everybody and their uncle that you two are getting married? that means all the sex you have with me anyone else is meaningless if you know you're going to be with valentin in the end.

i can be cute and bake for you. apron and all.

p. garrity

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[vika3]

dearest pierce,

i'm not telling everyone. i just told you because i am excited about it and wanted to share the good news with you. but you seem to be so... maybe... jealous. as much as i would love for you to be so cute and bake for me, i still don't see the point. i'm happy. what's your problem?

love, sammy

[claudius]

samantha,

of course i am jealous. would you feel as powerful if i wasn't?

i'm sure a couple cookies and a scarf would make you happier.

p. garrity

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[vika3]

dearest pierce,

why on earth would you be? it's not like anything will change. i just have a secure, clear plan now.

that would be nice, though. do you want to come over?

love, sammy

[claudius]

samantha,

everything has changed! you're going to have jacjac's babies and grow old together and watch sunsets and it'll be nauseatingly adorable.

maybe tomorrow? make sure you have eggs.

p. garrity

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[vika3]

dearest pierce,

so what. i was bound to have someone's babies eventually.

tomorrow is okay as long as you come after three.

love, sammy

[claudius]

samantha,

well, obviously, but i mean, they could have been mine.

why, what are you doing before three?

p. garrity

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[vika3]

dearest pierce,

we'd drive each other insane and you know it. jakey is stable.

i'll be busy with my business. which is none of yours.

love, sammy

[claudius]

samantha,

the fact that you called valentin stable is enough to warrant you as insane.

now i'm curious. perhaps i should drop in anyway?

p. garrity

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[vika3]

dearest pierce,

you've never seen him the way i have. he's always been brilliant to me.

i suggest you don't. trust me. you do not wish to see that.

love, sammy

[claudius]

samantha,

i'm glad i haven't seen him the way you have: from a comfortable kneeling position. plus, i am brilliant too. and you aren't marrying me.

hmm, your schedule seems pretty packed, sammy. are you planning on seducing me after this other fellow?

p. garrity

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