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Post by juniperfive on Dec 11, 2011 16:03:31 GMT -5
dear receiver, i'm bored and sleepy and i know the hogwarts kids always send owls out to alleviate boredom. how do i know this? i was one, up until about six months ago. ah, those were the days. anyway, talking to myself about stupid memories ain't gonna stop my boredom, so you've got to before i go absolutely mental. entertain me! hugs and kisses, molly. [/i][/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] |
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Post by greatmanking on Dec 15, 2011 16:17:09 GMT -5
dear mighty molly, in what way do you wish to be entertained, little miss? there's a million ways a person could potentially answer this somewhat open ended question. not that i'm complaining of course. thinking of ways to elevate boredom has always been a fun way of passing the time for me. or something like that anyway. hopefully you're making good use of your post hogwarts life, or at least doing better at it then yours truely. yours in crime and time, freddie. [/i][/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] |
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Post by juniperfive on Dec 16, 2011 10:57:17 GMT -5
omg it's my baby freddy, asdfghjkl where have you been, i'm going mad out here in the real world! isn't it a drag having to actually work for your living and get a house and stuff? post-hogwarts is dumb. i hate being out here, it's cold and stupid and boring and nobody does anything fun. kids don't even try to steal anything from honeydukes any more, i'm telling you, the world has gone mental. somebody should lighten up my day. draw me a picture or something, i'll put it up on the wall behind the door where the manager can't see it and show it to all the kids who come in: "artistic stylings of the young fred the second". i would come visit but i'm working (or pretending to). you could come visit me? merlin knows i haven't seen you in about fifty years too long. mega hugs and lots of kisses, molly. [/i][/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] |
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Post by greatmanking on Dec 16, 2011 15:30:48 GMT -5
dear molly the magnificent, I'm beginning to see how you feel. i left hogwarts not to long ago, and adult life is so damned boring. even when you're working at the three w's people still seem to take pranks with a grain of salt or annoyance and/or anger. i might just help you with the artistic pursuits. i am working with great gusto at the three w's but i will do my damnedest to come visit sometime soon. your most excellent relation and with a hug old hug, freddie. [/i][/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] |
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Post by juniperfive on Dec 17, 2011 13:36:15 GMT -5
dear lubbly jubbly freddykins, we graduated at the same time, silly. i've been out for what - two months? and i am killing myself over here. surely you can appropriate some peruvian instant darkness powder and come use it here, steal me away under the cover of shadows? thanks a bunch, freddy dear, you always were my favourite cousin. (don't tell roxy.) ultra hugs and millions of kisses, molly. [/i][/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] |
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Post by greatmanking on Dec 17, 2011 17:50:33 GMT -5
dear miserable mollykins, we graduated at the same time? why did no one ever tell me this? i would've done something. like pull a stupendous prank or some such thing. ah well, another time maybe? and so you command it, so it shall be! in honeydukes as it's done in the three w's. and don't worry i won't tell roxy that, but my silence doesn't come cheap, so you're buying lunch or whatever when i come to see you! and maybe a few of your world famous hugs, yeah? i always loved those. from the darkest pits of the three w's, prankmaster freddie. [/i][/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] |
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Post by juniperfive on Dec 20, 2011 13:48:26 GMT -5
dear meaniebutt, just because you were high and mighty in your popular little scarlet tower and just because i am the only weasley in my direct blood ancestry not to be sorted into gryffindor (even my dad. seriously. and you know my dad. it's dumb.) does not mean you can just conveniently forget i exist. i refuse to be forgotten! and gee, not very gentlemanly, are you fred. a lady never springs for the meal. but, i suppose i'll have to, or she might suffocate me in her hair again. ah, the good ol' days. but i guess you're right, my hugs are pretty grand - but famous? i only wish. as famous as a world quidditch player, now wouldn't that be a dream... (and only between you and me, i'm getting close to just that. haha.) no hugs for forgetful ol' you, molly. [/i][/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] |
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Post by greatmanking on Dec 20, 2011 19:23:16 GMT -5
dear molly with the holly, me high and mighty? are you pulling me rather well defined leg? i'm about as high and might as a strangled fish. unless you count that mass prank i pulled on those snakey smegs. and i didn't forget you existed, i've just been busy is all. ya know, with work and staving off the eternal boredom. and be glad she hasn't done the whole suffocate in hair thing more then once, she used to do it to me on a regular basis. but that may have been due to the pranks and jokes i kept getting her with. as for hugs, they're world famous to favourtist cousin. and that's all that matters right? well, just so long as you don't expect me to get on a broom to help you. but congrats on getting to where it is that you've got, and good luck with lots of hugs and what have you, freddie w. [/i][/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] |
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Post by juniperfive on Dec 21, 2011 18:56:23 GMT -5
dear freddiekins, okay, maybe you're right. you do kind of look like a strangled fish every now and then. and your legs aren't well-defined, you've got lanky spindly weasley legs. too busy with work to come see me, huh? i might as well just lock myself away and never speak to you. fred, you are so mean to me sometimes. us normal weasleys with bandy legs and big ears have to band together against the veela weasleys. and what's with you, huh? your entire family played quidditch and yet you're all, 'eeek, a broom, ahh, molly, save me' and go and hide in a cupboard. it's sad. roxy should be ashamed. buckets of love, molly. [/i][/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] |
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Post by greatmanking on Dec 21, 2011 22:46:56 GMT -5
to my dearest molly, i think you may have me confused with someone else, who does occasionally look like a strangled fish. unless of course you're referring to one of my more brilliant disguises. as for my legs, they get me from a to d without getting in trouble at b or c, and that's all that matters. i will do my utmost to visit the next time i have a weekend off, okay? even if i have to commit a minor kidnapping charge to aid in your escape, so don't worry sir freddie will come to your rescue. don't worry molly, i'll always have your back in the eternal fight against the veela weasley's. so long as i get to resort to dirty tactics and practical jokes of course. it's not that i have anything against brooms or the such like. if you'll remember correctly, i had the budding quiddich career back in the day. it's just that after a somewhat interesting prank, the details of which fail me at this time, i have had a somewhat large dislike of heights and falling. and roxy's the one who's been trying to cure of me of such fear, thank you very much. the man with the master plan, freddie w. [/i][/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] |
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Post by juniperfive on Dec 26, 2011 10:54:22 GMT -5
dearest freddy-teddy, you look like a strangled fish half the time, freddie dear. especially when grandma tries to brush your hair. your face is the only thing that makes christmas lunch bearable every year. that and seeing uncle harry get a billion wrinkle lines from looking all serious and worried about this ministry shit. also freddie, since when have you ever not got into trouble at b or c? or a, or d, for that matter. you don't have to kidnap me, if you're getting me away from work i will walk myself into the duffel bag and do up all the zippers. i do remember, you were quite the master quidditch player - when you were six. and though i've probably blocked out the memory of that prank to stop me from laughing so hard my heart falls out my mouth, i can guarantee i remember the look on your face. two words. strangled. fish. hugs and kisses, molly. [/i][/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] |
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Post by greatmanking on Dec 26, 2011 13:12:46 GMT -5
to my dearest molly, i will have you know know that despite your insistance, that i do not look like a strangled fish 'half the time'. also the ladies seem to love this face, despite the unjust accusations. and stop bringing up the grandma hair brushing thing. as for getting in trouble, they're nothing but unfounded rumours with no basis in reality. it's just an unfortunate series of circumstances that sees me at the location of any possible prank laughing like a maniac. and so long as you're laughing at the result and not what happened to me. but knowing you, stop laughing at me. it wasn't my fault! not that i'm exactly sure how i came to be hanging out on that window anyway, but still. stop laughing! yours, freddie w. [/i][/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] |
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Post by juniperfive on Jan 1, 2012 15:46:46 GMT -5
dear freddieface, alright, fred, i'll let you live in a fantasy world for a few more years before i tell you what the ladies really think. and as for an unfortunate set of circumstances, i do believe that the one and only time you ever broke that sacred fraternity of cousinhood and pranked me i ended up with blue hair for a week. not forgiving, not forgetting, so you can take your unfortunate situations and get yourself thrown into prison. oh my dear fred; i'm not laughing at you, i'm laughing with you. lots of hugs and kisses, molly. [/i][/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] |
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Post by greatmanking on Jan 1, 2012 20:56:29 GMT -5
ah, my lovely molly malone, in the words of the philoshper gary coleman, 'what you talkin' 'bout, molly? i have an excellent relationship with the ladies. or so i've been lead to believe. as for that particular prank, would you believe that it wasn't me? probably not, but still. had absolutely nothing to do with that one. but i will keep my eye out for any revenge plots and what have you. and why would you wish prison on your bestest cousin? what did i ever do to deserve prison? as for the laughing, well. it was kind of funny in retrospect, but not that funny... that man in the mirror, freddie w. [/i][/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] |
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