Post by VELOCILACE on Nov 25, 2011 2:32:42 GMT -5
| [atrb=border,0,true][atrb=cellSpacing,0,true][atrb=width,300,true] . SHE REALLY ISN'T SEXY BUT INTRODUCING THE GREAT LACE i am sure you spy that lovely piece of person up there. that is lace's face) and her sexy sassy dog pants. sadly, the sassy dog pants got a whole in the crotch and they are now out of commission. oh yeah, please don't melt at the beauty of my face. really though, that is lace in all of her glory. it doesn't get much better than that. a scrawny sixteen year old girl in her boy's v-neck and sassy dog pants. i spend my life on the internet, what else can you expect? these blurbs are going to be so heinously boring. i apologize right now i bore you to death. so instead of actually planning this out i am going to spit some random stuffers out. i am sixteen. as previously stated. i am born on the great day of hilter's birthday. and oddly enough we share the same personality type. i am a quarter puerto rican but you would never be able to guess. i am like five foot two maybe, nearly midget status. i live in a town where white trash is abundant. i have dyed my hair too many times too count. it also a curly mane that i abhor. i wear a size 6 shoe. nerds are best and those are the people i choose to associate with. when it comes to school i really try not to care. but it never happens that way. i don't take many honors classes because i hate applying myself. journalism and global studies are the most challenging classes i have. i am a junior so this year is crucial to me. for the first time ever i finally get to take a creative writing class. and just recently holocaust literature began to appeal to me. i have a 4.285 gpa and really hope to keep it that way. i want to go to a local college and hopefully major in creative writing. i have no plans for the future and that seriously scares me. oh, there are so many boring things that i could say about myself. well, i am a ball of randomness and pure absurdity. i like to make velociraptor sounds and i sort of adore jenna marbles. i am a grammar natzi but hardly ever use proper punctuation. i hate commas. i really wish that i could speak in some sort of accent. i am just a dumb american. it doesn't help that i really love mcdonalds. i also have a job. i am a stupid cashier at a grocery store right outside of town. i really do love internet friends more than my real ones. i am such a dweeb that i doubt i will ever have another boyfriend. my last boyfriend was in march i think. i am going to become a cat lady. oh, my likes. god. tall people are cool. and i have this obscene love for the hunger games and harry potter. i have recently been turned into a whovian as well. pokemon is the shite. and so are british words. i love tea as well. oh, sweatshirts are comfy. when it comes to music i love the maine, all time low, a rocket to he moon, never shout never, adele, taylor swift, every avenue, boyce avenue, boys like girls, mayday parade, a day to remember, jack's mannequin and so many more that i probably missed many of them. when it comes to book i love too many to list. i just really enjoy fantasy, okay. i can't stand being lied to. drama sucks too. real bad. i also hate lengthy homework assignments. i can't remember historical dates to save my life either. words that are spelled wrong bother me as well. i don't like obsessive profanity either. or snow. too many things are things that i dislike. so i have been roleplaying since i was ten. yep, i was trolling probards illegally. i started out with eragon and naruto. i was such a lame child. now i admin this site and i frequently post 1k. i just really like to write and roleplaying helps with that. dana is my best internet friend and i love conversations on aim. i don't know, roleplaying is sort of my life. the playbys i use are always vs models or models of some sort. or ashley benson. ash benzo ftw. i can only play girls, it's my curse. i also have an aim, msn, yim, skype, tumblr, and twitter. so if you ever have the strange urge to hit lace up then just beat me for my information. end rant. THROW ME AWAY, FORGET YESTERDAY. WE'LL MAKE THE GREAT ESCAPE |
