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Post by brecon on Nov 18, 2011 2:39:34 GMT -5
 dear whoever,musteli came back from my mother's with a marble instead of an eye. i think she may have truly lost it, but i'm feeling a little sorry for him. have i failed him as a responsible owl owner? i'm sorry, eli! hopefully you, kind stranger, might give him some owlnuts. clean out and i don't want to leave the closet. don't ask how i got him in here. - bree.
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Post by vika5 on Nov 19, 2011 5:54:55 GMT -5
breebree, that's rather sad. maybe he got into a fight with some slytherin's enormous eagle pet, lost its eye in the heat of the fight, so your ma had to fix it? weird-ass shit happens, i'd know. by the way, just out of curiosity, why are you in the closet? eddie. |
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Post by brecon on Nov 19, 2011 6:00:30 GMT -5
eddie,i dunno, eli's a pansy like me. i seriously doubt he would ever attempt such a thing. he'd rather starve then ask for food, i'm telling you. my mother probably threw a plate at him or something. she's a mad old bat. well i think peeves has had enough fun holding it shut so i've decided just to sit here to make up for lost time. it's nice and cozy. friendly dark. you're welcome to come join me if you like? beats being under a bed. - bree.
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Post by vika5 on Nov 19, 2011 6:06:20 GMT -5
breebree, it's okay to be a wuss. wussies are cool. speaking of food - i was eating some cookies and i fed him a few crumbs, i hope he won't die now. dough can't kill owls, right? can't say i've ever been hiding under beds or in closets, but it sounds interesting. is there even enough room for two in there? and what do you do if you need to fart or something? and how would i find you, there are like a million closets in the castle. oh - and who are you, by the way? haven't really heard of a brecon. eddie. |
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Post by brecon on Nov 19, 2011 6:10:57 GMT -5
eddie,wusses live for a little while longer than the regular person or owl! i don't think so? hopefully he won't die. he's my only companion... well, only owl companion. oh yes, there is. usually people just fall in here when they're making out until they realize i'm sitting there, so technically there's room for three? well there is ventilation so i don't choke myself. oh, you really don't know me? that's new. do you know 'the badger', in that case? that's what a lot of other people call me so... i'm in the closet closest to the courtyard from the north side. it's the door that looks like someone's tried to set fire to it several times. - bree.
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Post by vika5 on Nov 19, 2011 6:19:39 GMT -5
breebree, if he dies, i'll let you play with my owl? or my rat. his name is glitter and he's the most affectionate rodent in the world. if you feed him a bit of cheese, he'll love you forever and cling to your shirt with his little awkwardly-human-looking claws. ooooh right. so you're the hufflepuff badger, the living mascotteee~ that's adorable. sounds good. i'll grab a few cookies and two bottles of beer and i'll be there in a second. is it cold in there, should i bring a sweater, or will you cuddle me till i'm warm? just kidding, obviously. or am i. eddie. |
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Post by brecon on Nov 19, 2011 6:23:15 GMT -5
eddie,that's very kind of you but i might have to jump off the top of the castle if he died. i want to meet glitter though. cuddles are the best, even if they are from rats. anything's better than nothing! there you go, i knew you'd have to know me. everyone knows me. i don't know if i appreciate the novelty of being the mascot any more, but i'm open to both being called adorable, free food and cuddles. what are you waiting for? i hope you're not. i do like cuddles. - bree.
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Post by vika5 on Nov 19, 2011 13:02:12 GMT -5
breebree, don't kill yourself. you don't think it's like - gay for a guy to cuddle another? i personally don't, as long as the guys are mates. you should become a mate of mine then. we can bond over being... i don't know. wussies, for one. and fucking fit. i don't know how fit you are, but i'm fucking cute. and... liking cookies, maybe? this hardly makes any sense. never mind me. before i come to feed and love upon you, i'll need to know a couple of very important things. one - do you know the powerpuff girls and two - do vampires scare you? eddie. |
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Post by brecon on Nov 20, 2011 5:16:44 GMT -5
eddie,i'll try not to. lysander says that there are people who'd miss me! i'm not so sure about that but i don't fancy becoming a smudge on the ground. who will look after my mother? i suppose it depends on who you are? i know that i don't really care, but jacoby would. he's ever so mean to me. i wouldn't mind having another friend though. i can't say i'm really fit - luca says i'm squishy. i'm not sure i know you so i wouldn't know about your cuteness... what year are you in? the power puff girls? well i do know of them. my aunts got me a pencil case with bubbles on it once. and vampires... well, being a badger, i don't like to discriminate but i think, if i was faced with one, i'd be rather worried. why do these matter? - bree.
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Post by vika5 on Nov 20, 2011 5:31:42 GMT -5
breebree, just remember that people have to scrape your rests off the ground, if you jump off the tower. that's some pretty nasty work there. wouldn't wish it upon anyone. be kind - don't jump. jacoby is such a major pain in the butthole. he's so uptight, he can't even unflex his muscles. he hates me too. i'm a fifth year gryffindor, skinny but remarkably beautiful, with puppy-dog-eyes and beautiful cheekbones, just saying. you're kidding. i think i have that same pencil box. bubbles is just the cutest most perfect little thing evereverever. i bet she would even puke rainbows and cry sugary lemonade. i auto-like you now. also, vampires are creepy-ass beings. not only are they physically too strong to be cool, they feed. on. human. blood. which is horrific when you think about it. oh and then there's the fact that no one lives a thousand years without becoming an arrogant, soulless douche. eddie. |
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Post by brecon on Nov 20, 2011 5:41:20 GMT -5
eddie,i'd hate to inconvenience anyone in death so i suppose i won't. besides, musteli looks alright... aren't owls like pigeons? pigeons like cookies. i think jacoby dislikes everyone by default. oh, a fifth year! how exotic. i'll have to take your word on your beauty - i'm afraid i've never seen you before? i'm sure i'd remember such beauty if i had. i think i'm just tall and plain. not much to look at. callum thinks i'm cute? i always fancied myself to be more of a bubbles. and i suppose you're right about the vampires. the blood thing is a bit gross but then again sometimes i eat carrion as a badger but usually it's accidental. i'm a little squeamish. drinking blood sounds incredibly unappealing. - bree.
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Post by vika5 on Nov 20, 2011 6:00:42 GMT -5
breebree, i don't have a fucking idea who callum is, but if you are the guy i think you are, you're fucking cute. we should gang up make all girls swoon over our adorableness. it seems like a contradiction, but being fuzzy and cute really does help one get laid. nonono, i'm bubbles. you get to be either blossom or buttercup. and since madge is a buttercup by default, you'll have to be blossom. but weasley girls are more of a blossom, as annoying as they may be. hmmgh. i don't even know anymore. maybe i'll let you be my co-bubbles if i like you enough. we'll see about that. i guess i'm just not fond of eating living things by default - unless it's the sexy way, of course. i don't even eat much meat, veggie is the way to go, most of the time. i must be some kind of hippie, but hippies are cool, right? damn. i can't even write a proper sentence anymore. must've smoked out my brain already. last, most important question: how many cookies would you like? eddie. |
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Post by brecon on Nov 20, 2011 18:45:57 GMT -5
eddie,oh, you know, the part-veela guy in slytherin. well, thanks... i don't know, the whole romance and love thing makes so much more sense in theory than in practice. besides, i'm pretty sure ninety percent of the female population at hogwarts is annoyed with me. i'll just... stay in my closet. can i be your shadow then? so like shadow bubbles... i don't know, i don't fancy myself to be a blossom. if not, that's okay, i'll just be little old badger me. i have to get used to it eventually. why couldn't i be something like, oh, i don't know, a wolf? or maybe a jaguar... but no, badger. sexy way? what do you mean? and i suppose if i didn't want to eat everything on the face of the planet, i might try and be a vegetarian. i don't know, my stomach is bottomless and everything looks tasty. i feel kind of sorry for animals though. hippies are pretty cool. usually i feel like that, so i know what you mean. as many as you have to spare - they'll be gone in a bat of your puppy-dog eyes' lashes. - bree.
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Post by vika5 on Nov 21, 2011 9:21:02 GMT -5
breebree, i'm sure the girls like you, secretly. if only you'd get out of your closet, i'm sure you could get laid lots. although i'm not romantic nor charming, it takes courage to put theory to practice and hey, i'm a gryff. courage is pretty much all i've got. i can teach you and make a lion-badger out of you. you can be shadow bubbles or bubbles the stand-in. that would work. you would have to be cute enough for both of us whenever i'm sick or asleep or something. we'll take turns. badgers are fucking cute. all striped and clawy and fuzzy. i like their noses. if you're a badger, can i please please please pet your nose? i'll feed you chicken strips and bacon if you let me cuddle your fuzzness. please? i mean the sexual act of eating out. never mind - the pun was only funny the first time. explaining jokes kind of ruins them. that's cool, i can eat more than humanly possible too. especially after smoking, i feel like i could eat a horse or in my case, an entire cornfield. have you ever smoked pot then? i'd better drop by to see otter then. and hermia. they'll give me cupcakes if i look at them cutely. give me fifteen minutes and i'll be there. eddie. |
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Post by brecon on Nov 22, 2011 1:26:12 GMT -5
eddie,i think that's the problem but i'm a little attached. a lion-badger? that doesn't sound bad... i think i might take you up on that one. beats being a wuss. bubbles the stand-in sounds good too. i promise i won't let you down! well... i suppose you can, since you asked all nicely and stuff. next time, i'll let you pet my nose. also, in exchange for food, you can have all the affection your heart desires. no need to ask me twice. oh. right. sorry. well... i haven't intentionally. i think one time i kinda got tricked into it... and then shifted into a badger in front of a couple of muggles too. lucky they thought they were hallucinating... i got in a bit of trouble, to say the least. ah, say hello to them for me, won't you? i'll be anticipating your visit then. - bree.
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